abscondi:

okay so maybe minecraft skins arent the best money making opportunity

so how about for a dollar ill draw you a little character like this

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again, i have a button you can use to pay me on my sidebar so yeah

abscondi:

Ape think not work out. Ape see other people.

abscondi:

Ape think not work out.
Ape see other people.

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abscondi:

check out my cool sword yo

abscondi:

check out my cool sword yo

princessgarynuman:

ghostgirlhunter:

coelasquid:

Pidgey used roar

ITS WEARING A FUCKING CLOVER HAT

NO ITS SO TINY AND CUTE STOP

abscondicate:

oh my god, you’re straight? do you think im hot?

the joke is that straight people ask that when someone comes out to them

oh my god, you’re straight? do you think im hot?

kamuicosplay:

Do you also want to create ALL THE ARMOR? I’ve released a book! 
5$ and I’ll teach you everything you need to know! :)

ORDER IT NOW!

abscondi:

abscondi:

no but seriously fuck math


WHAT THE FUCK

abscondi:

abscondi:

no but seriously fuck math

WHAT THE FUCK

creepy-little-kitten:

abscondi:

suddenly remembering you have homework

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realizing you forgot your keys

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when you don’t know what to do anymore. when you first came to town, you were on a mission, you believed in yourself, and everything just seemed to make sense. you had this friend who kept telling you you could do anything you put your mind to, and you felt good because you really believed him. But then, after you got here, nothing you tried turned out as well as you imagined. you couldn’t make money selling things, you couldn’t solve simple tasks with your magic, and you would have gotten yourself drowned trying if a vampire didn’t save you because she wanted to drink you blood. The whole time, though, you just kept myself together by telling yourself it was a passing hiccup and everything was going to be okay once you got to the Mages Guild and started learning magic proper like you always wanted. And you were so stupid that blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah that you didn’t even realize that they were using you and blah blah robbed you and threw you out on the street naked. you blah blah blah but when even that didn’t work, you felt terrible, but blah blah blah blah blah feelings blah but it didn’t help any. Then blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah even though yesterday she seemed like blah blah blah blah blah you didn’t blah blah blah blah blah feelings feelings blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah use you to blah blah blah blah blah blah. Everything you do is bad so now you guess youre just waiting for my friend to show up again so he can safely walk you back to Anvil and you can at least do something right, even though blah blah blah blah feelings introspection blah blah blah words words words.